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Standing at 4.5 inches tall, this delightfully strange figurine is inspired by vintage kitschy poodles, reimagined with elongated necks, dreamy closed eyes, expressive faces, and just a little extra chaos with three heads.
Designed and sculpted by me in a 3d program, then 3D printed in resin, this piece comes to life through layers of soft pastel airbrushing and delicate hand painted details. Each head is adorned with a full face of makeup, and finished with carefully hand painted lipstick and black eyelashes.
A smooth satin gloss finish and tiny handmade bows complete the look, creating a balance of sweet nostalgia and slightly uncanny charm.
Because each figurine is hand painted, slight variations, tiny imperfections, or small impurities may be present. These details are part of what make every piece truly one of a kind.
Perfect for collectors of weird art, creepy cute decor, surreal figurines, and kitschy oddities. Whether displayed on a shelf, altar, or curio cabinet, this three headed poodle is a soft yet strange statement piece that draws attention and curiosity.
*Each piece is individually made and may vary slightly from photos.
© CattywampusTX by Cris Lamm, All Rights Reserved
Sizes are roughly between 3" x 2" and 3" x 1.5".
Printed with archival ink on vinyl and laminated for added Uv protection and longevity. Water resistant but not dishwasher safe. Ok to wash by hand. Please see pictures for details.
For cars, laptops, iPad case, phone case, scrapbooking, photo album, water bottle, drinks tumbler, skateboard, luggage, locker, toolbox, and/or an add-on to a special gift.
Give your plants something fun to look through with these alien eyeball planters! Inspired by retro sci-fi and martians!
This listing is for 1 eye pot
* Orange with white, black & turquoise accents + turquoise tray
* Approx. 4 x 4 x 4 inches
* Built-in drainage holes & removable tray
* Great for succulents, air plants, or starter herbs
Each alien eye planter is a labor of weird little love! I designed it from scratch in a 3D sculpting program, and it takes 28 hours to print in three different colors using eco-friendly PLA. The slow process and layered details make every one feel like a tiny piece of space art.
Add to your existing decor for a pop of color, or place inside a bigger plant/pot for a cool effect. Perfect for plant lovers, quirky decor fans, and anyone who appreciates fun, weird gifts.
Made from PLA, a plant-based bioplastic sourced from renewable materials like cornstarch and sugarcane, lightweight, durable, and more eco-friendly than traditional plastic.
Please note: due to the 3D printing process, small imperfections and layer lines may occur. Each piece is unique, just like alien lifeforms.
✨ Available in other vibrant colors!
Thank you for supporting my studio and letting me keep making strange things for cool people.
Width: 20.5”
Depth: 12”
Mouth Opening: 11”
Adjustable Strap: 29"–54" (detachable with lobster clasps)
Features:
-Made from 20 colorful Halloween crochet granny squares
-Fully lined and hand stitched securely in orange cotton with black polka dots
-Handmade cotton strap with ghost & pumpkin print, reinforced with interfacing
-Strap is adjustable and detachable with o-ring & lobster clasp hardware
-Decorative large 3D-printed button on one side (blank on reverse)
-Beaded dangly charm: wooden beads, ceramic skull, tassel, mini pom-pom
-Detachable cluster of pom-poms for extra flair
-Roomy and lightweight – perfect fall tote bag or festival bag
-100% handmade by me – from the strap to the embellishments
This whimsical handmade crochet Halloween bag is made from 20 vibrant granny squares in classic halloween shades: bright green, purple, orange, and black. Fully lined with festive orange cotton fabric with black polka dots, this large crossbody bag brings playful charm to any fall outfit, market stroll, or haunted gathering.
One side features a large decorative 3D-printed button I made with my 3D Printer (PLA), while the reverse is left blank for styling versatility. A detachable beaded charm made with wooden beads, a ceramic skull bead, a tassel, and a tiny pom-pom dangles from the side for that perfect handmade spooky finish.
The adjustable cotton strap (29"–54") is fully handmade and reinforced with interfacing for strength and comfort. The pattern features tiny ghosts and pumpkins, connecting with sturdy lobster clasp and o-ring hardware. Whether worn long as a crossbody bag, slung short as a shoulder bag, or styled as a slouchy hobo bag, it’s the perfect piece for Halloween season and beyond.
Perfect for carrying all your essentials such as phone, spellbook, and candy stash.
Care Instructions:
Spot clean gently. Handle charms and decorative elements with care.
Every detail of this spooky cute bag was made with care and intention. Small quirks may appear. Each bag is unique and perfectly imperfect. No two are alike, making this your own personal piece of Halloween magic.
A small, ever-evolving collection of strange, handmade objects that feel like they came from somewhere slightly off.
This shop is an outlet for me to create, experiment, and put things into the world without always knowing what will come next. You’ll find a mix of what I make, including crochet bags, weird figurines, stickers, and digital downloads, alongside carefully sourced vintage kitschy pieces that fit the spirit of the shop. It’s a collection of many things, tied together by my ever so unhinged love or the unusual.
Many of my sculpted pieces begin as digital creations I made in a 3D program and are brought into the real world through resin printing, then hand-painted with tiny details that give each one its own personality. Nothing is mass-produced here, just small batches of odd little creations made with intention.
Inspired by vintage kitsch, thrifted brik brak, and things that feel familiar but hard to place, everything here lives somewhere between playful and a little strange. I never quite know what I’ll make next, but it’s always something a little eccentric.
Some pieces are cute. Some are a little unsettling. All of them are meant to feel like something you weren’t supposed to find, but you’re glad you did.
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